The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.
Being a theatre major, this is the best possible thing
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker
Captain Uhura should have been a thing
princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.
God said I and bang
Like when lot offered his virgin daughters to be fucked instead of an angel
Bang bang bang huh?
how did that woman quote a definition of “theory” that is actually nearly the opposite of scientific theory
why these people so wrong
A compilation of my favourite ‘countries’ posts. Continued compilations as asked for by anon.
gonna try the syrup one someday
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
DITTO THE PREACH.
On a scale of Loki to Superman how well do you handle being adopted.